{"product_id":"pro-crastinator-t-shirt","title":"Pro Crastinator | T-Shirt","description":"\u003cstyle\u003e\n.pd-wrap{max-width:780px;margin:0 auto;font-size:15px;line-height:1.6}\n.pd-list{list-style:none;margin:10px 0 14px;padding:0}\n.pd-list li{display:flex;gap:8px;align-items:flex-start;margin:6px 0}\n.pd-ico{width:16px;height:16px;opacity:.85;flex:0 0 16px}\n.pd-sub{font-weight:700;margin:16px 0 6px;border-top:1px solid #eee;padding-top:10px}\n.pd-cta{margin:14px 0 10px}\n.pd-btn{display:block;width:100%;text-align:center;padding:10px 14px;border:1px solid #111;border-radius:10px;text-decoration:none;font-size:14px;font-weight:600}\n.pd-btn:hover{background:#111;color:#fff}\n.pd-legal{font-size:12px;color:#555;border-top:1px solid #eee;margin-top:14px;padding-top:12px}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv class=\"pd-wrap\"\u003e\n  \u003cp style=\"text-align:justify;font-weight:700;font-size:18px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003e\n    Not lazy. Professionally delayed.\u003cbr\u003e\n    The Pro Crastinator doesn't skip tasks — he reschedules them. Indefinitely. With cold coffee in hand and a trophy for doing absolutely nothing, he has achieved a level of unbothered that most people spend their whole lives chasing. 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